Booklet
Eight Designers We All Know and Love, Pt. 01
DESIGNERS WE KNOW AND LOVE
THE JUKEBOX
Their headphones are so loud, you can’t hear your phone calls. The Jukebox always comes with an interesting choice in music.
THE SO MUCH TIME, DONE
Every request is returned with a long monologue about how long it is going to take. Five minutes later it is done.
THE ARTIST
For The Artist, the aesthetics trump everything, including usability, target audience, and client preference.
THE ARGUER
They love to battle design changes, but verbally only. Every request seems to come with a hearty debate on why it is a bad idea.
THE BIT TORRENT
They are the office resource for any bootleg software, fonts, photos, and other assets. Ask and you shall receive.
THE PROCRASTINATOR
Putting things off till the last minute is their secret sauce to speedy production. Unfortunately, it stresses out everyone else on the team.
THE STREAMER
They’ve convinced themselves that streaming Mad Men 8 hours per day counts as “client research.”
THE PING PONG CHAMPION
Their day consists of five parts ping pong competitions and three parts client work. At least those three parts are heads down and dedicated.