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7 jokes only programmers will understand

7 jokes only programmers will understand

Unix is user-friendly... CJt’s just very particular about who it’s friends are.

A programmer is a person who fixes a problem that you don’t have, in a way you don’t understand.

I’d like to make the world a better place...

But they won’t give me the source code.

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Answer: Inheritance

Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?

Answer: Because they don’t C#

Programmers like to solve problems. If there are no problems available, they’ll create their own.

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